August 2008
4 posts
The Best Cigarette →
I quit smoking over 6 months ago - January 20th, 2008. Damn this makes me miss smoking. It really shows just how sexy awesome it is to smoke.
SynchroniciTwi →
09:20 Orgy with Obama and Lindesy Lohan - turns out the rumors aren’t true. Pictures here: tinyurl.com/648ozu #
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July 2008
35 posts
Woo Hoo →
So my work decided to let me have of for BM. I guess I’ll hang around a bit more. Hooray!
My First Non-Friend Reader →
Look! Someone I don’t fucking know posted on my blog! Oh wait, I think he just wants traffic to his blog. ZOMG, the latest entree is how to get a chick into bed. …
SynchroniciTwi →
13:26 HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK it’s raining. My skin is melting! Oh the pain, the pain! I’m covered in falling monohydrogen dioxide! #
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Keep your head in the sand, idiots. →
OK, so you might know I work with a bunch of fucking inbred idiots. Well, if you didn’t you know now. Two of them seemed to think that global warming was BS; I pointed out that ‘people also argue…
Domain Registered →
Lookie here, I finally got me a domain name! http://www.synchronicitwi.com/ It’s basically just a hosted blogspot blog. But now I also have email @synchronicitwi.com! So, I’m basically gonna…
RealReal Blog →
I’m still dicking around with it. Use a feed reader to subscribe, or I think LJ now you can add RSS feeds somehow. It’s my venture into the blog-o-sphere. Come click on my ads so I can earn…
Vitamins →
http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/?p=160 A good read, and it makes perfect sense. I wonder though sometimes if I get all I need, what with being a veggie-tarry-Anne and all. I probably do, or…
This is what High School was like for me. Really. →
Girls Gone Wylde!
SynchroniciTwi →
13:23 @kristenlanum Now your life is complete! #
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SynchroniciTwi →
14:39 ZOMG Dead milkmen playing Austin! tinyurl.com/57v74s #
15:54 Milano cookies have primarily been marketed towards adults, as an indulgence food, rather than children. #
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What kind of music do you listen to, Twi? →
Osymyso is presently the most talented man in what you humans call ‘music’. OK, So I’ve had people to train at work the last week, hence no rooster update. Be patient, chickadees.
Now I plan my wedding... →
Man, I thought BobNBean’s wedding was awesome. Until I saw this… http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/main.asp?SectionID=6&SubSectionID=84&ArticleID=16944
SynchroniciTwi →
09:00 There aren’t as many spinach lovers as tomato lovers. #
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“I’ve admired Obama, but I never confused him with a genuine progressive...”
– Joan Walsh @ Salon
“In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of...”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower
SynchroniciTwi →
09:06 Smashing things with my intellect - it hurts to think so hard it bleeds. #
11:11 ZOMG David Icke! tinyurl.com/59xurr Watch out and don’t get patched! Say NO to the microchip! Where’s…
ZOMG THE K-KOOLEST THING EVAR!!!!1111 →
http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ Nothing else needs to be said. Enjoy!
“The madman is not the man who has lost his reason. The madman is the man who has...”
– G.K. Chesterton
"The most inspiring politician in the world is... →
Please let my funeral be like this. →
Really, I’m working on the new blog (should be ‘done’ in the next week or so). And by working, I mean watching Battlestar and Home Movies while I think of words to say. Also awaiting more…
SynchroniciTwi →
13:41 Look I killed a damn rooster! tinyurl.com/5avxd7 What did you eat this weekend? #
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America: Yes, we do more drugs than you. →
HT Reason
Being for the benefit of Mr. Twi, Murderer →
I am officially a cold-blooded killer. Details and pictures and a full write up something later this week. Yes, there was blood. Yes, I eated some of it. The head and heart and legs are being…
SynchroniciTwi →
10:49 Researching the proper methods of rooster murder. There will be blood. #
11:04 Hang chicken about chest high then hold the head in your off hand. Using a super sharp knife sever the…
Operation: Chicken Murder →
So if you haven’t heard the news, I’m gonna be a famous murderer soon. I have plans, premeditated plans, to ruthlessly and In Cold Blood (by Truman Capote!) kill a damn chicken and eat of it’s…
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Overcompensating
…or at least read it every day. It’s one of my favorites, and this is spot on. :)
“You do not need the bible to justify love, but no better tool has been invented...”
– Richard A. Weatherwax
Obama Update →
(Still upset, but not so much because of this: http://scienceblogs.com/tfk/2008/07/pz_fails_to_read_the_fine_prin.php) According to the full bill of What Mister O Thinks - ‘…he will “Hold…
“What do you think about when you meditate?
Usually, some form of trying to...”
– Columbia University professor of Buddhist studies (and Uma’s dad), Mark Thurman
*le sigh* F'ing politicians. →
OK, so I withdrawal my support for the O-man. Looks like I’m back in the running. WTF - last week he’s all “Separation of Church and State! We don’t need religion! Equal rights for all religions or…
Want plz →
I can haz?
“At 6:10 p.m. Thursday, a woman reported a raccoon near Forfar Drive and...”
– http://nwanews.com/bcdr/News/63273/ “Northwest Arkansas’ News Source”
June 2008
46 posts
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Yeah, it's pretty much like that →
HatTip to Michelle (Do you have an LJ? I don’t recall…)
(Related: Top Ten Darwinian Pickup Lines Random: Check out this walrus that just died. He liked to ‘perform’ for audiences… …
Fractal Universe →
http://richarddawkins.net/article,2774,n,n Wow. There have been tons of times when I’ve been in-between worlds and felt that everything was a giant fractal. Damn’d iffin’ it ain’t.
FriendFeed →
FriendFeed - anyone use it? Seems like it could be neat-o. But, only if everyone I know used it. Because we all need yet another stupid place to track each other like dumbfuck geese.
Terror on War →
So…the UK’s ‘started’ using thermobaric weapons in Afghanistan. What makes them so, um, semi-legal? Well, the concept is you drop these bombs into a cavern or whatever, it releases a gas, then…